Top 15 Rejected Lipscomb Underground Titles     15 Fat, Green, and Glitzy: Revenge Of the Incredible Hulka-Hulka-Burnin' Love   14 There's Something About Mary: A Child's Guide To Understanding the Immaculate Conception
13 The Rise and Fall Of the Roman Umpire   12 New Disney Attraction: Representative Hyde's Wild Ride   11 Underground Quiz: How Low Can You Go?   10 You Say Opossum, I Say 'Possum. Let's Call the Whole Thing Off   9 Does Your Preacher Think Moderate Drinking Is Okay? Fifteen Warning Signs You Should Watch Out For   8 Two Beaversicles And A Large Bottle Of Pop? That'll Be $2.99   7 The Lipscomb Underground For Dummies   6 The LU:  Lipscomb's favorite source of fresh fish and meats   5 He Locked de Keys In de Car In Detroit
4 How Many Uncircumcised Philistines Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
3 Winterfest: The Bloody Aftermath [ditto]
2 LU, LU, Skip To My LU   ...and the #1 rejected Lipscomb Underground title: Why I Drive A Winnie-the-Pooh-Bego  
 
 
  Taken from Fall 1998
LU#20 "Don't Stop The Carnival"

written by Clay Chambers