Top 15 Rejected Lipscomb Underground Titles
 
 
15
Fat, Green, and Glitzy: Revenge Of the Incredible Hulka-Hulka-Burnin' Love
 
14
There's Something About Mary: A Child's Guide To Understanding the Immaculate Conception

13
The Rise and Fall Of the Roman Umpire
 
12
New Disney Attraction: Representative Hyde's Wild Ride
 
11
Underground Quiz: How Low Can You Go?
 
10
You Say Opossum, I Say 'Possum. Let's Call the Whole Thing Off
 
9
Does Your Preacher Think Moderate Drinking Is Okay? Fifteen Warning Signs
You Should Watch Out For
 
8
Two Beaversicles And A Large Bottle Of Pop? That'll Be $2.99
 
7
The Lipscomb Underground For Dummies
 
6
The LU:  Lipscomb's favorite source of fresh fish and meats
 
5
He Locked de Keys In de Car In Detroit

4
How Many Uncircumcised Philistines Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

3
Winterfest: The Bloody Aftermath [ditto]

2
LU, LU, Skip To My LU
 
...and the #1 rejected Lipscomb Underground title:
Why I Drive A Winnie-the-Pooh-Bego
 
 
 
 
Taken from Fall 1998
LU#20 "Don't Stop The Carnival"

written by Clay Chambers